1Her Children Are Her Halfsiblings And She The Daughter Her Husband Never Knew He Fathered10:46
2Although Each Had Married The Other For Money, She Isn't Italian, Or Catholic, Or Wealthy, But Instead Is A Poor Hasidic Who Works In Little Italy And He Isn't A Texas Billionaire, But Instead Is A Queens Grease Monkey Who Collects Roy Rogers Memorabilia13:05
3The Shots He Missed Were Not For The Payoff But To Punish The Tyrannical Coach He Thought Had Driven His Father To Suicide 18 Years Earlier7:59
4The "genius" Injections That Had Seemed To Work Had No Effect On His Own Intelligence But Caused Him To Emit Chemicals That Made People Near Him Dumber9:53
5His Late Wife Wasn't Unfaithful And "his" Children Were Brown And Yellow Because One Testicle Each From A Negro And An Asian Had Been Transplanted Into His Own Scrotum15:06
6The Man He Killed For "raping" His Wife Was Really Her Lover And Her First Husband, Or, More Accurately, Her Only Husband, Since They Had Never Divorced7:06
7Nothing Had Been Wrong With Him And He Spent More Time Than A Year In A Body Cast Being "tenderized" By A Cannibal Doctor:7:49